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Post by Zeek on Dec 27, 2008 2:32:17 GMT -5
Granted, but the person that granted your wish thinks that pretty ponnies are dead ones...and so, you die.
I wish for a half full glass of water.
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Post by Eric on Dec 27, 2008 2:38:12 GMT -5
Granted but it turns out to be half empty and you go on a rampage and end up getting arrested and thrown in prison for life.
I wish I was me.
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Post by Zeek on Dec 27, 2008 2:57:49 GMT -5
Granted, but you get sued by yourself for impersonation and are charged a hefty fine for copyright infringement.
I wish I could touch M. C. Hammer.
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Post by Eric on Dec 27, 2008 21:11:38 GMT -5
Granted, but when you touch him his body guards think you are a threat and shoot you in the head.
I wish I was 21.
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Post by Zeek on Dec 31, 2008 18:27:49 GMT -5
Granted, but the world decides to raise the age limit on everything to 22...
I wish I had a pet wolf.
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Post by Eric on Jan 1, 2009 17:56:04 GMT -5
Granted but the wolf turns on you and comes to me.... XP
I wish I was a South Park character
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Post by Zeek on Jan 2, 2009 19:13:41 GMT -5
Granted, but you're Mr. Slave.
I wish I could cast magic.
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Post by Eric on Jan 3, 2009 16:37:09 GMT -5
Granted, but when you cast magic it comes out your ass......it doesnt feel too good.......
I wish I was a Drow (for anyone that doesnt know what that is, it is a dark elf)
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Post by Zeek on Jan 4, 2009 10:47:39 GMT -5
Granted, but you are a midget. 0.o
I wish I had a guitar.
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Post by Prowl on Jan 6, 2009 15:17:01 GMT -5
Granted, but it doesn't have any strings. And they stop making guitar strings forever. Sorry!
I wish for world peace. (I know, I'm so originial XD)
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Post by .::Kate::. on Jan 6, 2009 16:10:46 GMT -5
Wish granted, but the word peace is taken out of the dictionary since it doesn't exist. Then they blame you for trying to take over the world, and you are in prison for life! mwahaha!
I wish I was ugly.
(OOC: not really of course ;D )
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Post by Wolfbane on Jan 6, 2009 20:48:23 GMT -5
Granted, but you can't walk anymore cause your legs are warped from ugliness! lol!
I wish Pokemon exsited.
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Post by Zeek on Jan 7, 2009 23:25:31 GMT -5
Granted...but they kill everyone, including you. 0.o.. (it would be kool tho)
I wish for the greatest game ever played.
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Post by Prowl on Jan 8, 2009 21:26:32 GMT -5
Granted, but they ask someone in the middle of nowhere that's only ever played tic-tac-toe. Have fun with X's and O's!!!
I wish I could be on a reality show.
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Post by Wolfbane on Jan 9, 2009 22:09:34 GMT -5
Granted, but some ganster tries to kill you and you end up with a useless arm.
I wish Shaitan would lick his butt in public. (lol)
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