New Human/Werewolf App.

[.::Kate::.]

You don't have to use it, but it's neat. Got it from Caution 2.0. I prefer that you use this though. Here's what it looks like ...

sexy picture here. DON'T stretch the board.

Full Name Here 's been on the run, drivin' in the sun lookin' out for number one.

hey, you! yeah, i'm talking to you. wake the hell up! good.
welcome to ocean beach hospital for the clinically insane. it is
mandatory that you fill out this paperwork. yes, all of it. why?
because we doggone said so, that's why! now take a seat and
please be quiet. i said be quiet!

California here we come,
right back where we started from.

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"nicknames here in first person."

I HAVE TO ASK: MALE, FEMALE, OR SOMETHING IN BETWEEN?
"male/female/alien here in first person."

GOOD, I WAS STARTING TO WORRY. NOW, HOW OLD ARE YOU EXACTLY?
"age/birthday/astrological sign if you will here in first person."

WELL, YOU LOOK YOUNG FOR YOUR AGE. HOW DO YOU STAY IN SHAPE?
"bs an answer here in first person."

OH, I'LL HAVE TO TRY THAT. MOVING ON: YOUR HAIR, IS THAT YOUR NATURAL COLOR?
"answer here in first person."

DON'T MEAN TO BE A PEST BUT, HOW TALL ARE YOU EXACTLY?
"height here. happy with your height? answer in first person."

I WOULD NEVER HAVE CONSIDERED THAT GEORGE CLOONEY MIGHT BE GAY. WHAT ABOUT YOU?
"your thoughts on george clooney: optional, but more fun.
hetero/bi/homo/asexual answer here in first person."

OH REALLY? WELL, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT. EVER BEEN SAILING?
"are you adventurous yes or no detail answer here in first person."

WELL THEN, WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?
"answer here in first person. "bonus" points for hilarity."

DON'T WORRY, THIS IS ALL CONFIDENTIAL. GO AHEAD, TELL US WHAT YOU ENJOY.
"no min or max on this, a little detail for each. don't post a novel. answer here in first person."

WHAT ABOUT SOMETHING THAT GETS ON YOUR NERVES?
"same as likes, don't go overboard. answer here in first person."

I'LL HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT. SO, ARE YOU GOOD AT ANYTHING?
"a couple strengths, just a bit of detail. answer here in first person."

THAT'S INTERESTING, NOW WHAT ARE YOU NOT SO GOOD AT?
"a couple weaknesses, just a bit of detail. answer here in first person."

I BET I CAN BEAT YOU IN A THUMB WRESTLE AND HOLD MY BREATHE LONGER THAN YOU AT THE SAME TIME.
"creative answer here in first person."

YOU MUST THINK I'M CRAZY. OH WELL, SAY, WHAT KIND OF QUALITIES DO YOU LIKE IN A SPOUSE?
"turn-on's here. answer in first person."

OH, I GUESS I'M NOT YOUR TYPE THEN, EH? WELL, WHAT DO YOU FIND UNATTRACTIVE IN A PERSON?
"turn-offs here. answer in first person."

FINE, BE LIKE THAT. I DON'T LIKE YOU ANYWAYS.
"creative answer here in first person."

OK, WE'RE GONNA PLAY A GAME. I'M GOING TO ASK SOME SIMPLE QUESTIONS, AND YOUR GOING TO SAY THE FIRST THING THAT COMES TO MIND, OK?
"a simple yes/no/fuck you answer here would suffice. but go for creativity."

FAVORITE FOOD?
"answer here."

FAVORITE MOVIE?
"answer here."

FAVORITE BAND/ARTIST?
"answer here."

FAVORITE DRINK?
"answer here."

FAVORITE SUBJECT?
"answer here."

FAVORITE SPICE GIRL?
"answer here out of posh, sporty, ginger, scary and baby."

FAVORITE TV SHOW?
"answer here."

FAVORITE HOLIDAY AND SEASON?
"answer here."

FAVORITE WORD?
"answer here."

FAVORITE FAMOUS DEAD PERSON?
"answer here."

FAVORITE TIME OF DAY?
"answer here."

FAVORITE COLOR?
"answer here."

FAVORITE BOOK?
"answer here."

FAVORITE TOY?
"childhood or some new technology. answer here."

WELL, WASN'T THAT FUN? ON TO THE SERIOUS SHIT. TELL ME A BIT ABOUT YOURSELF.
"SHORT personality description. seriously, don't put like a gazillion paragraphs. let this be a warning, we will ask you to summarize it. just a few select words followed by some minuet detail, that's all. answer here in first person."

MHMM, AND WHAT ABOUT YOUR FAMILY?
"just a little run down on your family, not a history. how do you feel about them, etc. answer here in first person."

VERY INTERESTING. SO HOW DID YOU END UP IN OCEAN BEACH, SAN FRANCISCO?
"where were you born, then how did you end up in ocean beach. no childhood, that comes later. basically same deal as personality. answer here in first person."

RIGHT ON, MY FRIEND. SO, CAN YOU TELL US WHAT WAS YOUR BEST MEMORY?
"favorite memory here. if you want to do two or three, that's fine, make them short and sweet. answer here in first person."

HOW, LOVELY. AND WHAT ABOUT YOUR WORST MEMORY?
"a trip into the darker times. your least favorite memory here. same deal as your best: short and sweet. answer here in first person."

NOW, JUST WONDERING. WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU EXACTLY?
"obvious answer here in first person. maybe a little detail as to why they stuck to that religion."

WHAT SORT OF CAREER WILL YOU GO INTO THEN?
"your current job, if you have one, and your dream job. your dream job doesn't have to be realistic, or it can be. answer here in first person."

WHAT HAPPENED TO BE YOUR FIRST WORDS?
"obvious answer here in first person."

OMGWTFBBQ?!? WELL, LOOK AT THAT. I'VE NEVER SEEN A GENIE ACTUALLY COME OUT OF THE BOTTLE. WHAT ARE YOUR THREE WISHES?
"three wishes here. realistic or not. answer in first person."


WOW, WASN'T THAT FASCINATING?
"creative answer here."

SO, YOU, UH, WITH ANYBODY AT THE PRESENT MOMENT?
"current relationships. answer here in first person."

WELL, YOU WANNA GO OUT SOME TIME? WHERE CAN I TAKE YA?
"where do you like to go on a date. answer here in first person."

HEY, IF YOUR NOT BUSY FRIDAY...WANNA GO OUT?
"creative answer here."

ALRIGHT, WHATEVER/COOL. THIS INTERVIEW IS COMING TO AN END. ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TELL US?
"the whatever/cool pertains to what your previous answer would have been. some tidbits about yourself. any secrets. your plans for the rest of the day. be creative. answer here in first person."

THIS FAKE INTERVIEWER DUDE GUY WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN FIVE SECONDS.
"yay your interview is done. creative answer here in first person."
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On the stereo, listen as we go, driving down the 101 ...
NAME/ALIAS has been trying to escape this doggone planet for AGEINLETTERS years,
but they've found themselves stuck in the vortex of role playing for RPEXPERIENCE years.
too bad. we could have busted them out if they didn't live all the way in
the TIMEZONE timezone. you can always reach them at CONTACTINFO/PM.
hold up, you'll need the password, which is SECRETPHRASE and we'll need
to see some proof that you're a BOY/GIRL. yep, pull down those pants.
ok, well, i'll just take your paperwork and be going:

RP SAMPLE HERE. NOT YOUR BEST, BUT YOUR AVERAGE.

California here we come, right back where we started from.
say hold up, wait a minute. let me put some pimpin' in
it! yep, that's right, this sexy application template was made
by yours truly: CHRISS a.k.a. LENNY GOT LAID ?! @
CAUTION 2.0. yeah, see those fawesome lyrics? that be
california by none other than phantom planet. and by the way,
if you happen to remove this little credit, i'll sned vampires
after you in the night to rip out your jugular. and they won't
be as sexy as you think the cullens are. uh-huh.

[.::Kate::.]

Andd the code!



[center][size=0]sexy picture here. DON'T stretch the board.[/size]

[font=edwardian script ITC][SIZE=7][color=d97176]Full Name Here[/color] [color=f3bfbf]'s been on the run, drivin' in the sun lookin' out for number one.[/color][/size][/font]
[SIZE=0]
hey, you! yeah, i'm talking to you. wake the hell up! good.
welcome to ocean beach hospital for the clinically insane. it is
mandatory that you fill out this paperwork. yes, all of it. why?
because we doggone said so, that's why! now take a seat and
please be quiet. i said be quiet!
[/SIZE]
[font=Edwardian Script ITC][SIZE=10][color=f3bfbf]California here we come,
right back where we started from.[/SIZE][/color][/font][/center][ul][SIZE=0]
[color=b7d385][b]NOW THAT I KNOW YOUR NAME, IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WOULD PREFER TO BE CALLED?[/b][/color]
"nicknames here in first person."

[color=b7d385][b]I HAVE TO ASK: MALE, FEMALE, OR SOMETHING IN BETWEEN?[/b][/color]
"male/female/alien here in first person."

[color=b7d385][b]GOOD, I WAS STARTING TO WORRY. NOW, HOW OLD ARE YOU EXACTLY?[/b][/color]
"age/birthday/astrological sign if you will here in first person."

[color=b7d385][b]WELL, YOU LOOK YOUNG FOR YOUR AGE. HOW DO YOU STAY IN SHAPE?[/b][/color]
"bs an answer here in first person."

[color=b7d385][b]OH, I'LL HAVE TO TRY THAT. MOVING ON: YOUR HAIR, IS THAT YOUR NATURAL COLOR?[/b][/color]
"answer here in first person."

[color=b7d385][b]DON'T MEAN TO BE A PEST BUT, HOW TALL ARE YOU EXACTLY?[/b][/color]
"height here. happy with your height? answer in first person."

[color=b7d385][b]I WOULD NEVER HAVE CONSIDERED THAT GEORGE CLOONEY MIGHT BE GAY. WHAT ABOUT YOU?[/b][/color]
"your thoughts on george clooney: optional, but more fun.
hetero/bi/homo/asexual answer here in first person."

[color=b7d385][b]OH REALLY? WELL, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT. EVER BEEN SAILING?[/b][/color]
"are you adventurous yes or no detail answer here in first person."

[color=b7d385][b]WELL THEN, WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?[/b][/color]
"answer here in first person. "bonus" points for hilarity."

[color=b7d385][b]DON'T WORRY, THIS IS ALL CONFIDENTIAL. GO AHEAD, TELL US WHAT YOU ENJOY.[/b][/color]
"no min or max on this, a little detail for each. don't post a novel. answer here in first person."

[color=b7d385][b]WHAT ABOUT SOMETHING THAT GETS ON YOUR NERVES?[/b][/color]
"same as likes, don't go overboard. answer here in first person."

[color=b7d385][b]I'LL HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT. SO, ARE YOU GOOD AT ANYTHING?[/b][/color]
"a couple strengths, just a bit of detail. answer here in first person."

[color=b7d385][b]THAT'S INTERESTING, NOW WHAT ARE YOU NOT SO GOOD AT?[/b][/color]
"a couple weaknesses, just a bit of detail. answer here in first person."

[color=b7d385][b]I BET I CAN BEAT YOU IN A THUMB WRESTLE AND HOLD MY BREATHE LONGER THAN YOU AT THE SAME TIME.[/b][/color]
"creative answer here in first person."

[color=b7d385][b]YOU MUST THINK I'M CRAZY. OH WELL, SAY, WHAT KIND OF QUALITIES DO YOU LIKE IN A SPOUSE?[/b][/color]
"turn-on's here. answer in first person."

[color=b7d385][b]OH, I GUESS I'M NOT YOUR TYPE THEN, EH? WELL, WHAT DO YOU FIND UNATTRACTIVE IN A PERSON?[/b][/color]
"turn-offs here. answer in first person."

[color=b7d385][b]FINE, BE LIKE THAT. I DON'T LIKE YOU ANYWAYS.[/b][/color]
"creative answer here in first person."

[color=b7d385][b]OK, WE'RE GONNA PLAY A GAME. I'M GOING TO ASK SOME SIMPLE QUESTIONS, AND YOUR GOING TO SAY THE FIRST THING THAT COMES TO MIND, OK?[/b][/color]
"a simple yes/no/fuck you answer here would suffice. but go for creativity."

[color=b7d385][b]FAVORITE FOOD?[/b][/color]
"answer here."

[color=b7d385][b]FAVORITE MOVIE?[/b][/color]
"answer here."

[color=b7d385][b]FAVORITE BAND/ARTIST?[/b][/color]
"answer here."

[color=b7d385][b]FAVORITE DRINK?[/b][/color]
"answer here."

[color=b7d385][b]FAVORITE SUBJECT?[/b][/color]
"answer here."

[color=b7d385][b]FAVORITE SPICE GIRL?[/b][/color]
"answer here out of posh, sporty, ginger, scary and baby."

[color=b7d385][b]FAVORITE TV SHOW?[/b][/color]
"answer here."

[color=b7d385][b]FAVORITE HOLIDAY AND SEASON?[/b][/color]
"answer here."

[color=b7d385][b]FAVORITE WORD?[/b][/color]
"answer here."

[color=b7d385][b]FAVORITE FAMOUS DEAD PERSON?[/b][/color]
"answer here."

[color=b7d385][b]FAVORITE TIME OF DAY?[/b][/color]
"answer here."

[color=b7d385][b]FAVORITE COLOR?[/b][/color]
"answer here."

[color=b7d385][b]FAVORITE BOOK?[/b][/color]
"answer here."

[color=b7d385][b]FAVORITE TOY?[/b][/color]
"childhood or some new technology. answer here."

[color=b7d385][b]WELL, WASN'T THAT FUN? ON TO THE SERIOUS SHIT. TELL ME A BIT ABOUT YOURSELF.[/b][/color]
"SHORT personality description. seriously, don't put like a gazillion paragraphs. let this be a warning, we will ask you to summarize it. just a few select words followed by some minuet detail, that's all. answer here in first person."

[color=b7d385][b]MHMM, AND WHAT ABOUT YOUR FAMILY?[/b][/color]
"just a little run down on your family, not a history. how do you feel about them, etc. answer here in first person."

[color=b7d385][b]VERY INTERESTING. SO HOW DID YOU END UP IN OCEAN BEACH, SAN FRANCISCO?[/b][/color]
"where were you born, then how did you end up in ocean beach. no childhood, that comes later. basically same deal as personality. answer here in first person."

[color=b7d385][b]RIGHT ON, MY FRIEND. SO, CAN YOU TELL US WHAT WAS YOUR BEST MEMORY?[/b][/color]
"favorite memory here. if you want to do two or three, that's fine, make them short and sweet. answer here in first person."

[color=b7d385][b]HOW, LOVELY. AND WHAT ABOUT YOUR WORST MEMORY?[/b][/color]
"a trip into the darker times. your least favorite memory here. same deal as your best: short and sweet. answer here in first person."

[color=b7d385][b]NOW, JUST WONDERING. WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU EXACTLY?[/b][/color]
"obvious answer here in first person. maybe a little detail as to why they stuck to that religion."

[color=b7d385][b]WHAT SORT OF CAREER WILL YOU GO INTO THEN?[/b][/color]
"your current job, if you have one, and your dream job. your dream job doesn't have to be realistic, or it can be. answer here in first person."

[color=b7d385][b]WHAT HAPPENED TO BE YOUR FIRST WORDS?[/b][/color]
"obvious answer here in first person."

[color=b7d385][b]OMGWTFBBQ?!? WELL, LOOK AT THAT. I'VE NEVER SEEN A GENIE ACTUALLY COME [I]OUT[/I] OF THE BOTTLE. WHAT ARE YOUR THREE WISHES?[/b][/color]
"three wishes here. realistic or not. answer in first person."


[color=b7d385][b]WOW, WASN'T THAT FASCINATING?[/b][/color]
"creative answer here."

[color=b7d385][b]SO, YOU, UH, WITH ANYBODY AT THE PRESENT MOMENT?[/b][/color]
"current relationships. answer here in first person."

[color=b7d385][b]WELL, YOU WANNA GO OUT SOME TIME? WHERE CAN I TAKE YA?[/b][/color]
"where do you like to go on a date. answer here in first person."

[color=b7d385][b]HEY, IF YOUR NOT BUSY FRIDAY...WANNA GO OUT?[/b][/color]
"creative answer here."

[color=b7d385][b]ALRIGHT, WHATEVER/COOL. THIS INTERVIEW IS COMING TO AN END. ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TELL US?[/b][/color]
"the whatever/cool pertains to what your previous answer would have been. some tidbits about yourself. any secrets. your plans for the rest of the day. be creative. answer here in first person."

[color=b7d385][b]THIS FAKE INTERVIEWER DUDE GUY WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN FIVE SECONDS.[/b][/color]
"yay your interview is done. creative answer here in first person."
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[center][font=Edwardian Script ITC][size=10][color=f3bfbf]On the stereo, listen as we go, driving down the 101 ...[/color][/size][/font]
[size=0][color=b7d385][b]NAME/ALIAS[/b][/color] has been trying to escape this doggone planet for [color=b7d385][b]AGEINLETTERS[/b][/color] years,
but they've found themselves stuck in the vortex of role playing for [color=b7d385][b]RPEXPERIENCE[/b][/color] years.
too bad. we could have busted them out if they didn't live all the way in
the [color=b7d385][b]TIMEZONE[/b][/color] timezone. you can always reach them at [color=b7d385][b]CONTACTINFO/PM[/b][/color].
hold up, you'll need the password, which is [color=b7d385][b]SECRETPHRASE[/b][/color] and we'll need
to see some proof that you're a [color=b7d385][b]BOY/GIRL[/b][/color]. yep, pull down those pants.
ok, well, i'll just take your paperwork and be going:[/size][/center]
[quote]RP SAMPLE HERE. NOT YOUR BEST, BUT YOUR AVERAGE.[/quote]
[center][font=Edwardian Script ITC][size=8][color=f3bfbf]California here we come, right back where we started from.[/color][/size][/font]
[size=0]say hold up, wait a minute. let me put some pimpin' in
it! yep, that's right, this sexy application template was made
by yours truly: [color=d97171]CHRISS[/color] a.k.a. [url=http://z10.invisionfree.com/CAUTIONTOTHEWIND/index.php?showuser=219]LENNY GOT LAID ?![/url] @
[url=http://z10.invisionfree.com/CAUTIONTOTHEWIND/index.php?act=idx]CAUTION 2.0[/url]. yeah, see those fawesome lyrics? that be
california by none other than phantom planet. and by the way,
if you happen to remove this little credit, i'll sned vampires
after you in the night to rip out your jugular. and they won't
be as sexy as you think the cullens are. uh-huh.[/size][/center]